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La Slice T-Shirt — De perfectione ciborum
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La Slice T-Shirt — De perfectione ciborum

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New Yorkers fold their slice lengthwise so the tip doesn’t flop, and Gauss explained why back in 1827. His Theorema Egregium says that a surface bent without stretching keeps its curvature K = κ₁ · κ₂ = 0: once the slice curves across, it can no longer curve along its length. The hand balances the weight P with a force R and a torque M; geometry does the rest.

This t-shirt is part of a series called "De perfectione ciborum"
Pizza, ramen, chips, pasta: we always knew they were perfect. De perfectione ciborum (“On the Perfection of Foods”) brings the proof, one real theorem per plate.

This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it’s made to stand out without trying too hard.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ACCENT DIGITAL and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 14 avenue du general de Gaulle 94160 Saint Mande or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 27 ¾ 34-37
M 28 ¾ 38-41
L 29 ¾ 42-45
XL 30 ¾ 46-49
2XL 31 ¾ 50-53
3XL 32 ¾ 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 70.5 86.4-94
M 73 96.5-104.1
L 75.6 106.7-114.3
XL 78.1 116.8-124.5
2XL 80.7 127-134.6
3XL 83.2 137.2-144.8